I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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