their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
