u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
he thought i was a dude.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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