You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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