I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she told me i tasted like america
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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