I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
