its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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