is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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