Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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