When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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