there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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