i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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