the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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