apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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