So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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