eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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