Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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