so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
