fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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