There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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