It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
This baby is an asshole
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
