ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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