she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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