Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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