Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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