Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
