Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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