I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
