We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
