white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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