i just google imaged poop.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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