wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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