:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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