Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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