I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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