North Korea, Best Korea!
Duck Duck Cougar?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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