yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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