So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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