If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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