Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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