yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
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