Can Purell be used as lube?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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