she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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