Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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