so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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