when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Did you just see the Batmobile???
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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