If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
