this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
The feeling are messing with the penis
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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