My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
