Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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