So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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